Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Two words: nipple clamps
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