Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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