She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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