Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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