She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
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