At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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