let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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