I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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