Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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