am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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