he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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