try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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