Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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