Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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