Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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