oh god the rape fog is back!
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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