..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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