some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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