you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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