Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
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