He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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