btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I forget how to act sober
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