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i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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