so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I lost the right to judge tonight
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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