"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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