Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
