Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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