BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
