she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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