Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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