i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
And then my night got REAL pukey
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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