There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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