You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
