I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Randomize
