Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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