Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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