Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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