ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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