At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He better not be in your backpack
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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