she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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