to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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