This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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