Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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