even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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