fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Randomize
