If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
How external is "for external use only"?
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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