I never want to see another naked old woman again.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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