It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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