3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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