Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
My feet surprised me
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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